her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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