i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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