chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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