fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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