you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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