so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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