But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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