I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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