if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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