He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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