somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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