I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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