i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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