Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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