Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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