oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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