I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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