He is such a slut. More and more my type.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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