So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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