But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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