So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just high enough for therapy.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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