Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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