there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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