I looked at my own cervix.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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