they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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