I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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