I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Randomize
