Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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