i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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