The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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