On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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