i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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