Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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