So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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