You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We had sex on a dog bed..
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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