put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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