i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize
