Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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