it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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