Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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