It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
only if we run a train.
done.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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