The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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