More tranny stories later!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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