spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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