im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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