Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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