this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Success! We fucked roommates!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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