I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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