My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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