I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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