singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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