She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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