Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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